These were posted anonymously in a comment at Works and Days:
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree – and think 25 to life would be appropriate. (Jay Leno)
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Conan O’Brian)
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. (Jay Leno)
Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (David Letterman)
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A. America. (Jimmy Fallon)
Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (Jimmy Kimmel)