Jokes for the Day

These were posted anonymously in a comment at Works and Days:

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree – and think 25 to life would be appropriate. (Jay Leno)

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Conan O’Brian)

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. (Jay Leno)

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. (David Letterman)

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A. America. (Jimmy Fallon)

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. (Jimmy Kimmel)

One thought on “Jokes for the Day

  1. This isn’t strictly a joke, but it made me laugh in a sardonic way all the same: someone responding to the characterization that the Obama administration seems to be full of insufferable lefty undergraduates for whom everything is a lengthy, abstract discussion, quipped that our current foreign relations strategery could best be described as “bong hit diplomacy.”

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